getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.
by kingofpain October 14, 2007
Get the talkin' countrymug. When you're in public and trying to signal your girlfriend you want a blow job workout anyone knowing what the two of you are talking about.
by BrabbiT8mile January 31, 2016
Get the Down countrymug. Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.
Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.
Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.
by TheScarab December 3, 2016
Get the country punchmug. by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021
Get the Country boy eddymug. BFCDS is a small progressive private elementary and middle school in Northern Virginia. Instead of having a Christmas Pagent, they have a Festival of Lights, celebrating a wide variety of faiths. Teachers are called by their first names and goats occasionally escape and start munching on the swing set. Love of learning, the arts, and nature are central to the school's ethos. While somewhat racially diverse, the school still struggles to confront classism and ensuring that socioeconomic status is not a barrier for potential students. Environmentalism and social progressivism are at the center of the hidden and explicit curriculum.
At Burgundy Farm Country Day School, there are concerns about kids using racist and homophobic as unsubstantiated insults.
by What_is_the_nature_of May 13, 2021
Get the Burgundy Farm Country Day Schoolmug. A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
Get the Country Bumpkinmug. A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
by PGHPopper July 19, 2011
Get the country cashmug.