holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022
mugGet the holding a spoonmug.

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold
by anonymous December 28, 2022
mugGet the Stein choke holdmug.

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
mugGet the Bloke Holdmug.

hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces
We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us
by Sholynyk January 29, 2024
mugGet the hold the moanmug.
This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there
by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019
mugGet the National hold a Murphy’s hand daymug.

Hold Cum

A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.
by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
mugGet the Hold Cummug.
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
mugGet the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug.

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