Blacktooth headset

The type of “headset” typically used by lower income African American mobile phone users. Aka: yelling into a speaker phone in public.

Jesus what’s that loud ass Ebonics riddled noise?

Oh that’s Lashanda using her blacktooth headset so everyone within a mile knows why she ain’t tryna hear all dat.

by LibtardTriggerWarning February 26, 2025

Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach

Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned

by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025

double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

Curly Headed Fuck

A gay white male probably named Nick, obviously curly hair, and probably a lube tech.

That dude is such a curly headed fuck!

by Tristo0187! September 10, 2025

Double Header

When someone gives two blowjobs consecutively; blowing them until they come, swallowing, taking a short intermission, then going down for a second blowjob.

For my birthday, my Wife gave me an amazing Double Header! The best birthday present ever!

by AZHubby November 5, 2025

No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025