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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
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Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"
You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend
by Frqnklin November 13, 2022
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Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.
Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.
by LatentDenis November 18, 2022
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Try-Hard

A student (typically in high school) who puts excessive effort and emotional investment in schoolwork; they will usually downplay their achievements and have extremely high standards for what qualifies as a "good" grade.
"I only have a 95 in Honors Algebra II. I barely qualify for the accelerated math course."
"Shut up, try-hard."
by GoGraystripe May 7, 2022
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cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.
Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.
by Renewings January 13, 2022
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Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022
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Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up
For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt
by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022
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