Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.

Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.

by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020

Hamberger

It contains mainly contains meat sauce cheese vegetables and sandwiched with 2 slabs of buns

the most popular meet found within a burger comes from cows

Damn bro that's a thick lookin Hamberger can I have a bite of them buns

by burger yoshi December 8, 2020

Hammerandfail

One of the worst down-bad people ive ever seen for matt. Im genuinely scared of their posts.

Diwlfnakwlfankr 1: you know Hammerandfail from tiktok?
Sjfkskfkskxjwnfk 2: im terrified of them…

by Elliott the awesome dude November 6, 2021

Hammerdowntown

The home of Kenny Murphy and the The Tidwell Trio. A place where legends are born.

Wow! He’s truck is really fast…That must be Kenny Murphy from Hammerdowntown!

by McMurph101 September 6, 2021

Hamera

Hamera is an amazing girl! She’s straight to the point and doesn’t beat around the bush. She’s the best friend everyone wishes they had. There will only be one guy on her mind whilst everyone else wants a chance with her. You should get yourself a Hamera!

Boy 1: who’s that girl

Boy 2: Thats Hamera I wouldn’t bother you won’t stand a chance

by Username22737820 November 23, 2021