blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
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google fiber

The internet of the god's; the use of thin flexible fibers of glass or other transparent solids to transmit light signals to your moms home.
Useless peasant you will never beable to have the riches I do, my google fiber is better then even the gods you worship
by Pikachu Creampie November 24, 2017
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Google-second

A common noun, describing the action of looking up something on Google (or really any search engine), usually as an attempt to verify, answer, or help someone in one way or another.
I was talking to my friend on IM the other day and we both realized we don't know how the lineup works for ACL festival regarding single day passes. I deduced that contacting organizers would be the best bet but didn't know who they were when she asked me.

I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"

I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many
by digitaltrix June 20, 2016
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Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
by Philopean September 11, 2006
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Google whore

One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.
Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.
by BillyLO June 09, 2009
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Google partner

Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.
Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!

Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
by doddsmeister@hotmail.com August 29, 2008
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Google Gagger

When one person surfs through google 24/7 .
Dougie your such a google gagger don't you have anything else to do.
by Criz Cruz November 03, 2011
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