Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)

that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh

by touch of tism March 15, 2024

Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.

"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"

by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021

Goblin

A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy

That dude is such a goblin
Dude he’s like 5 foot

by trollking63 March 4, 2023

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023

Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

dune goblin

a dune goblin is goddamn sand nigger

that fuckin habibe over there is a dune goblin

by Getting top January 6, 2021

Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

by Myarenda November 18, 2021