Girlfriend

People that steal your hoddies and has bad blood and It bleeds every moth for a week straight and still survives

Wait... now she's my girlfriend SHE HAS MY HODDIE

by ...sk..... September 16, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job

Whats a girlfriend

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

girlfriend

It's a piece of equipment for plessure.

My girlfriend is a interactive sextoy

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023