When I asked Joe how he was doin', I didn't want to hear him geezing for 10 minutes about his root canal.
by mollytim June 21, 2010
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Get the geeked mug.A town in Victoria, Australia which is often subjected to prejudice from cretins who shat themselves when they entered Norlane, ran off, and thus formed their half-arsed opinions based on those experiences.
Contrary to somewhat popular belief, the town is not filled with racist right-wing hicks. If it was, then Melbourne would be the Nashville of Australia.
Of course, like every town, it has it's bad eggs. According to the Victoria Police Crime Statistics, Aug 2008, more than half of the municipalities in Victoria half a worse assault rate per 100,000 people per year than Geelong. For example, Geelong's rate is 559 assaults per year per 100,000 people. The Melbourne CBD rate is 2628.7.
Part of the reason that Geelong's "ghetto lifestyle" has been publicized is because of the Geelong Advertizer in association with The Herald Sun, both News Corp. owned, know that fear and social prejudice sell. Unfortunately, some people are still blinded to Murdoch's tricks.
The real problem with Geelong is (to paraphrase The Clash) are the bourgeois cunts (yes, not every in Geelong is working class, not that that's something shameful) who, instead of feeling bad and trying to help the disadvantaged in the town, make fun. That and the tossers who live in Geelong who call the town a shit hole, then vandalize it beyond recognition. The same can be said for many towns, mind you.
All in all, Geelong is a decent town to live in, one that is constantly expanding and welcomes it. However, it could do with a half decent Mayor for once. 11 Mayor's in 10 years, and we're still stuck with image-centric ideals that never work out.
Contrary to somewhat popular belief, the town is not filled with racist right-wing hicks. If it was, then Melbourne would be the Nashville of Australia.
Of course, like every town, it has it's bad eggs. According to the Victoria Police Crime Statistics, Aug 2008, more than half of the municipalities in Victoria half a worse assault rate per 100,000 people per year than Geelong. For example, Geelong's rate is 559 assaults per year per 100,000 people. The Melbourne CBD rate is 2628.7.
Part of the reason that Geelong's "ghetto lifestyle" has been publicized is because of the Geelong Advertizer in association with The Herald Sun, both News Corp. owned, know that fear and social prejudice sell. Unfortunately, some people are still blinded to Murdoch's tricks.
The real problem with Geelong is (to paraphrase The Clash) are the bourgeois cunts (yes, not every in Geelong is working class, not that that's something shameful) who, instead of feeling bad and trying to help the disadvantaged in the town, make fun. That and the tossers who live in Geelong who call the town a shit hole, then vandalize it beyond recognition. The same can be said for many towns, mind you.
All in all, Geelong is a decent town to live in, one that is constantly expanding and welcomes it. However, it could do with a half decent Mayor for once. 11 Mayor's in 10 years, and we're still stuck with image-centric ideals that never work out.
Bellend - lolz, fuck Geelong, it's full of intolerant wankers.
Un-stereotypical, typical Geelong person - Oh the irony!
Un-stereotypical, typical Geelong person - Oh the irony!
by I Hart Joe October 18, 2008
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1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument
1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument
by Picc_O_lo April 9, 2009
Get the band geek mug.A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.
You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.
by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005
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What up, Blood? What up, Cuz? What up, Blood? What up, Geepdogggg?!
GEEPDOG! There's a snake in my boot!
GEEPDOG! There's a snake in my boot!
by paintitredforme January 5, 2006
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1. The female genital organs.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
1. The female genital organs.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
"That guy is a complete geewally!"
anon.
"What the fuck are you fucking doing?! Dicking about with the souffle when we have 30 fucking customers waiting on the main fucking course you fucking geewally!?"
Gordon Ramsay.
anon.
"What the fuck are you fucking doing?! Dicking about with the souffle when we have 30 fucking customers waiting on the main fucking course you fucking geewally!?"
Gordon Ramsay.
by Matthew Beck February 22, 2008
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