five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

high five

To place ones hand flat palmed against the wall while sleeping

Everytime Josam sleeps, he high fives the wall.

by KingShacka June 27, 2005

give me a five

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".

Give me a five, pal!

by Dino March 11, 2005

shang-high-five

A Shang-High-Five is when someone steals a high five that was meant for someone else.

Stan: Hey dude that was an awesome bro thing you just did!
Bob: Thanks, bro.
Stan: **Puts up hand for a high five**
Bob: -Recognizes hand for high five is put up-
Fran: **High fives the SHIT out of Stan's hand before Bob can**
Fran (screaming): You just got Shang-High-Fived!"

by elcastigador November 17, 2013

five nights at anime

... oh you search this up,, look like im not the only one who forgot about that game it was the worst way to get a boner

jack: hey dude do you know five nights at anime
Adam: *war sound8

by guest_912 November 4, 2020

Spit High Five

a song produced by little liv. With over 2 million on youtube.

Dang spit high five is such a bop bro.

by Jelly Sandwich November 13, 2018

Ulster High Five

When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.

After getting an Ulster High Five I think I'll just masturbate instead.

Ass Red Hand Period

by Knuckles54 October 14, 2017