Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 02, 2022

Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

by Kdangle November 08, 2019

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 31, 2023

Evan

Noun: Sussy Baka meme man that is funny and is Candace’s friend
Verb: evaning means being sus or amusing

Stop evaning your such a Emily your such a pot head.
Evan is a meme.

by Akinney2010 May 26, 2021

Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears

stop being an Evan smh

by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022

Evan

Full time sick cunt.

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."

by Just send it, bruh March 07, 2020

evan

A guy who likes feet

Evan: Hi I'm Evan
Girl: Ewww

by dr.leaky butthole April 23, 2022