Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 20, 2020

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat

Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!

by new_messiah October 14, 2010

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers

Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!

by Eric Rigsby July 30, 2018