Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

volcano crush

When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.

Jimmy told me he volcano crushed Lucy last night after dinner with her parents.

by Kledbetter May 8, 2017

Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.

Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!

by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017

Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

crush whiplash

when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???

*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*

by cocket July 29, 2014