firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

by christine elizabeth September 8, 2006

Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.

“How is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 8, 2021

dannon coffee yogurt

Nasty as hell yogurt.

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.

by buttholepolice101 May 16, 2014

coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

by swimyes October 24, 2011

brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

by Scholeyjoe December 6, 2013

Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

by YabishX89 April 21, 2021

Coffee Crisp

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.

Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.

What's up ma brodda from anotda...uhh..uhh..
Yo dizzle, I just Coffee Crisped!

by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006