christian skaf

Total savage who is both good with chicks and the drums

Dude, wish I was a god like Christian Skaf.

by Robert Esquivelle August 24, 2017

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Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

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Christian casas

A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .

Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster

by Mr . C November 25, 2019

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Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

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jens-christian

The best guy you'll ever meet. Adorable, smart, handsome, hot and of course beautiful. You'll never meet a guy like him again, and it would kill you to lose him.

FUCK, Jens-Christian is such a pure doggo

by Betk February 25, 2017

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