Chris evans

He’s a big fine man who plays captain America in the avengers
Girl: do you know Chris Evans

Me: yes he’s my daddy
by Myeehaw October 17, 2019
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Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is the 2nd child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Stewie Griffin. He acts like a child sometimes, even though he is in high school. Chris Has no friends
I do not like Chris Griffin at all
by cj-is-terrible July 03, 2019
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Chris Sip

The act of consuming a 12oz. beer in one to two short gulps. Overabuse of the Chris Sip will often end up in you hurting John.
Your going to be so fucking wasted if you keep taking those ginormous Chris Sips bitch! Then you might hurt John's hand playing mercy.
by fucking wasted September 07, 2007
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Chris wood

I love Chris wood.He’s an amazing actor, singer, screen writer, guitar player, and i think can play the piano and the drums. He has a contagious smile, incredibly funny, ‘dreamy, nice, and handsome. He made a movie called “The stew” starring Melissa Benoist (his wife) and Cisco on “Flash”. He’s played Jake Riley on Containment in 2016, he was an amazing cop. He played a guy with white hair on Carrie Diaries, I dont know his name in there i didnt watch it but that was supposedly his first show. He played Mon-el of daxam on Supergirl, hes known for his goofy humor, ridiculously handsome looks, and having issues with his family. He also acted as Kai Parker in Vampire Diaries. He was murderous, he had a baby face when he first appeared, me and most of the viewers loved his dry, sarcastic,brutal, and violent humor. He’s also made “idontmind” he’s passionate about mental health and he’s determined to help others happy and open up about their feelings. (mainly because his dad passed away from it)“IDONTMIND” is a mental health awareness campaign. He wants to send a message that mental health matters. He made it in 2017 with his co-founder, Edward schmit. He also has an amazing and supporting wife, Melissa Benoist. Shes kind and they treat each other well (hopefully). They’re very cute and id like to believe she helped him achieve “IDONTMIND” with her support. I think he deserved more awards because hes incredibly talented, i wish he got to express more of his singing voice.
Chris wood is special, hes nice, determined, funny, smart, and talented. I wanna be Chris Wood, Lol”
by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020
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Chris Pearson

Chris Pearson is one of Americas foremost culinary artists. Born and raised in Seattle he began his career at Starbucks. He rose up through the ranks of Starbucks and managed many starting stores leading them to lucrative sucess through a hard work ethic and a passion for customer service. After a disagreement with Starbucks management Pearson left his highly sucessful career to work at Camp Sheppard. Here he perfected a variety of classic American dishes, like meatloaf and Catfish with the assistance of assistant cook Bryce Phillips. Chris Pearson also patented his signature garlic sauce which brought him international attention. Since then Chris Pearson continues to experiment in his kitchen he calls a laboratory looking for the perfect blend of spices to make the sauces he is famous for. He has been a guest on a variety of Food Network shows and has taught seminars at some of the West Coast's most prestigious resturants Breweries and Steakhouses
happy customer "Damm thats a good roll". Chris Pearson, "all I did was baiste on some garlic sauce right before the rolls were fully cooked so it could sink it to the very essence of the bread"
by chinghis Khan September 06, 2006
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Chris Joke

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh
Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.
by KitoKirito June 01, 2017
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Chris Brownin

When You Slap The Fuck Out Of Your Ho
by Blaze Thunder February 18, 2009
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