Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.

jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.

by papafrito November 16, 2010

Chocolate Concoction

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.

"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."

by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005

chocolate puff

A gay male. Derived from the standard British term puff. The chocolate refers to residue on his penis resulting from anal intercourse.

Look at those two puffs, which one do you reckon is the chocolate puff and which is the chocolate factory?

by solhavre November 9, 2007

chocolate ghost

The heinous smell that lingers long after flushing a shit.

Don't let Andrew use the bathroom, last time his chocolate ghost took over the whole apartment

by Judy Kum June 22, 2008

Chocolate Razzgasm

A chocolate-raspberry variety of marijuana brownie that is so tasty it is near orgasmic.

My freind made chocolate razzgasms yesterday, and I'm still a little high!

by FreaKat August 5, 2008

chocolate fizzy

milk, seltzer, and chocolate syrup all mixed together

mmmmmm the chocolate fizzy was amazing!

by itserin worrrd October 3, 2008

orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.

Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.

by Incarsonator January 16, 2014