Dark Brandon

A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.
Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."
by Steve Hoflenson August 09, 2022
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Brandon Phillips

One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.
The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.
by lilz9090 April 14, 2009
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Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Pulling a Brandon

Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.
This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.
by ashielynn June 23, 2016
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Brandon Kohensky

A bushy bunny.

One who does not shave his bush.

Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
See JD Edgar for Brandon Kohensky
by Jack-offer March 07, 2011
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Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
Hi i'm Brandon Mayer haters make me famous rawr xDD
by jijimuu July 03, 2011
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Brandon and Madison

Brandon and Madison

Amazing together..
Cutest Couple..

Brandon will try to impress Madison every way shape and form..
He will show her how much he genuinely cares..

Doing simple things like buying her favorite treat(skittles or a strawberry lemonade) to bigger things like taking her down to the Gulf of Mexico..

With her, he feels complete..
Madison loves the little things Brandon does for her..

Madison will have a bad day and at the end of the day he will have her smiling..

She loves movie night and enjoys cuddle time..

When he screws up she always finds a way to make him laugh about the situation..

Madison is very fun, loving, beautiful, outgoing, all round amazing person!

Brandon and Madison or Madison and Brandon since we always put each other first are the most cutest couple and super amazing together.. He will always adore and treasure her and she will always look at him with aww! (At least he likes to think so, he's the one doing this) XD
I love you, Madison! <3
by TheBestDefinitions9856 August 01, 2016
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