Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

Big Book of Bullshit

The communist manifesto.

Person 1: Oh, what are you reading? It looks good?
Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.

by PopIts December 11, 2017

ban book

A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.

My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

Snooka-booka

The love of someone's life. Someone/something they need and couldn5 live without

I love you because you're my snooka-booka

by Mac_daddi April 2, 2022

Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book

by KJandrists December 9, 2008

Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008