black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Blowjob Gaystrong

The fandom nickname of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead vocalist of Green Day.

1: Oh yeah, I really like Blowjob Gaystrong, he's my favourite member!

by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023

Tennessee blowjob

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).

“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”

by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023

Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts

Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good

by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023