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crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person
I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
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Siberian rope battle

The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.
Dude she wanted to do the Siberian rope battle with me last night.
by Nothing2018 October 30, 2018
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fortnite battle pass

its the time when u take a shit and u gotta sing
Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
by Adolf the jew April 20, 2022
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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).
Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.
by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
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Battle Bond

An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.
Girl: Hey what ability does your Greninja have?
Boy: My Greninja has the ability Battle Bond
by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 19, 2024
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