Big Al

NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.

That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen

by king of grime May 26, 2022

Pull an Ale

Not paying someone by avoiding them or making up excuses.

Don't you dare to pull an ale on me!

by Dinowar October 24, 2018

A Wierd Al

When someone expresses their views and thoughts to the public to the tune of a popular hit tune, with different lyrics.

Here is an example of a wierd Al tune.

Dedicated to my ''friends'' in the music and entertainment industry:
(sung sarcastically to the tune of Abba’s thank you for the music, with a punk rock backing)

Thank you for the madness, the turmoil you’ve been bringing,
Thanks for all the nightmares and singing,
Who can live in this world I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Without a home or a job what can I be,
So I say thank you for the madness, for giving it to me.
-Written by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovich

by A Wierd Al April 20, 2011

al tayab

The best stereotype of the black race aka niggers,coons.

Where did al tayab go?

by Al tayab December 15, 2016

Al Gore

A superlative term used to describe a conman or pyramid scheme related to climate change.

Did you see Greta Thunberg at the United Nations?

Yes, she's a total Al Gore.

by AmSamurai April 30, 2020

al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe

yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad

by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025

Ales

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Ales is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Ales is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Ales is the most handsome man to ever exist. Ales can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Ales is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about him. He does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Ales, Ales.

Is he crazy? No he’s just being Ales.

by Sajentist November 22, 2021