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Adam Sandler is an american retard. Talentless gimp with no endeering qualities. He so bendy SCOPE in the UK are considering changing their name to the Sandler Society
isnt the waterboy funny? Adam Sandler is soo funny. What do you think chatroom?

no edith its shit and that nonce Sandler is a wanker
by Belding November 3, 2006
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Adam's Disease

The act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region.
Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.

"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."
by Kingpoopoo October 14, 2011
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Black Adam

Proud White male. Sells his autograph once a fortnight and has become a top girocheque playboy. Ambitious!!!!

Connoisseur in freedom fighting and being the most gallant of noblemen. A forward thinker, leader of men, innovator!!

Always carries his own pen and JSA briefcase... incase of emergency signings.

Devout signing on professional!! Rookie signers look up to him! His signature is always in pristine condition... some say its laced with gold....

Adam of slight tinge (as he is also named), has such a trust rating on the JSA he can get up to 50, 60 even 70 pound worth of crisis loans. Expert at community care grants and a worker of the unemployed stock market.

Dont ever sleep next to Adam of slight tinge.... trust me!!!
'Adam look at ye!!!! Your something!!! you've made it!!!!'

'There he goes... Adam the full time signer!!! head held high!! Gallant effort!!'

'Thats right... Im black Adam.... Im a sunday signer!! Bank holiday signer!! FULL TIME Signer!!! My Job Diary is inspiring!!... many different colours of ink...'
by Jon the Henderson August 2, 2012
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Adam

One might find that the nature of a man holding the name "Adam", may have extreme Ginger Tendencies (if not full Ginger). He may or may not lack a soul, he also may or may not have a "black heart" or there lack of. Being ginger, he also may or may not have an extreme tolerance to Novocaine and other numbing agents, due to his numb and cold heart. He may also be vampiristic due to his inability to absorb the suns radiation. Finally he will most likely be SURLY in nature, BY nature.
Friend: "yo bro what did you do today?"

Adam: "I installed a virus onto your computer and had sex with your girlfriend. What about you mang?"
by BigFrizzL July 4, 2011
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Adam

Adam is a guy who i can stalk if i wanted to and got in trouble for walking with him at night.
Hes a cool guy and epicly awesome because he knows what an MMORPG is. :)
there arnt really any words to descibe him. so i guess you could say that hes just absolutly amazing in his own way.
You could also say that he likes to put mayonaise in milk and eat it with pork.

All in all. he is an awesomely awesome guy with cool hair. :)
Adam

yea you cant really give adam an example cause there is no one out there like him XD

Adam
by Epicfailurexx September 16, 2009
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adam s

the biggest fagot in the entire world. one who is gay yet rejects it. likes to have men smell his pants and then deny it (claiming it has alcohol on it)
dude, pete, that kid is such an adam s. he is so gay.
by goldenboy December 24, 2008
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Adam

A nasty perverted dude with a weird mouth and hits on every girl. He can sometimes be an okay friend but he gets on your nerves. He doesn't take no for an answer and he keeps begging untill he gets what he wants. He has an okay smile but he is someone you don't want to get close with. Aquaintises are good. Friends are okay. Close friends keep a good eye out!
Adam: Send Nudes
Person: Sorry No
Adam: Pleaseeeeee
Person: NO!

Adam: Fine we can be friends

Person: yeah okayyyyy...
by Anon June 24, 2015
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