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Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023
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Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).
by Alppl July 20, 2014
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One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.
by ACM100 June 6, 2011
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That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.
“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
“Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool
by Faux Show June 26, 2018
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Someone witha huge ego, probably bullied a lot as a child
Wow dean is such a fucken tool
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool
" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "
by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009
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Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."

"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."

"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."

"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
by anathema June 10, 2013
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