grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Green Goblin

Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.

Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?

Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.

Gordon - Respect

by G6Saitin December 3, 2021

Goblin Mode

it's just jacking off

i went goblin mode last night and got fired from my job

by 24/7 jackin off March 28, 2024

Goblin mode

Nick and hunter downtown

Nick and hunter go goblin mode when there tgt

by Mathieu campbell September 16, 2022

Goblin

A manlet with a fucked up face

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin

by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020