Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

tin can sluttery

Questionable actions (specifically those of loose women or women lacking a strong moral fiber) that take place anywhere tin cans and/or various other debris are present.

<i>walking up Limestone with Mattbro1 after breakfast at Tolly Ho's after work</i> - "Wonder what kind of tin can sluttery goes on here after the bars close?"

by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

sneaky can man

secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques

by paul carswell June 2, 2003

x-can Limit

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.

Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.

by E. Moran May 13, 2004

can of worms

raise hell

dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?

by vanessa February 15, 2004

Tulsa Trash Can

A sexual act/position that is used in public places while having sex with a prostitute or a friend.

I walked around the corner to see bob doing the tulsa trash can on your mom.

by greg nut March 13, 2015

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022