September 9th

Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day

Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽

by Your mom’s side hoe September 6, 2022

September 8

Give him/her a chance day

September 8 is the national chance day where you give him/her a chance with you.

by Tomas the dank engine September 6, 2022

September 12

People born on September 12 are the most perfect people to exist

"wow she is beautiful when is her birthday"

"September 12 ofc"

"That explains why she is perfect"

by Ryan silver September 7, 2022

September 9: Grab ass Day

Today is National Grab ass day, it doesn’t matter to who!

September 9: Grab ass Day:
It’s September 9th, let me grab that ass
Se

by Someonebythenameofidk September 8, 2022

September 8th 2022

September 8th 2022

National Day of making jokes about Queen Elizabeth II

(Boy) "Hey have you heard what happened on September 8th 2022?"

"There is no Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England" - Hal from Maga mind.

by Satorix September 8, 2022

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022

September 11 national kiss a men day

September 11 national kiss a men day

September 11 national kiss a men day

by Douse 1111 September 11, 2022