Wanker

A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.

Mum: Why dont u go and wank ur gf
Me: I already have im getting tired.

by Da Miker June 12, 2005

wanker

still unclear of true meaning...

you stupid ass wanker

by matt miller November 16, 2002

wanker

Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Wanker

1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.

Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!

by Jase The Bass September 24, 2006

Wanker

to be free and single

oi you ya sad wanker

by SAMamdamadindong November 14, 2006

wanker

a very selfish person

that wanker stold my money!

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

wanker

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

by price check please January 23, 2005