awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Bronky water

Bronky water is when you're walking down the street and it's really slushy out and a big truck or car drives by and splashes you with Muddy dirty gross water all over your face and clothes

Broooo that guy just bronky watered me!!

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

wuwu water

A slang term used for the psychedelic drug acid commonly mixed with water for ingestion. this term has been used since before woodstock also commonly associated with bomb, lucy, or lick.

Yo, my nigga you hear billy was off that wuwu water.

Hey man, can you hook me up with some of that wuwu water.

by thepsychmaster January 9, 2014