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status warrior

"what is a status warrior?"
"modou"
by toocoldd March 5, 2022
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2017 Warriors

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)

16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.
The 2017 Warriors made me get so much money!

The 2017 Warriors are better than the 1996 bulls!
by obliterate3 February 25, 2022
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Warrior

A clan of elite niggaz at The Cheesecake Factory.
Dave is black, he likes his food warrior well.
by Bone Monster January 23, 2019
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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Schizoid Justice Warrior

Slang phrase that's an off-shoot of the phrase "Social Justice Warrior", but with a bit of King Crimson thrown in
Sing the phrase to the tune of 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson SCHIZOID JUSTICE WARRIOR!
by cloversuper8 January 29, 2022
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JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV
johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024
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Downhill Warrior

A downhill warrior a downhill longboarder. Not your average longboarder, cruising or commuting. A downhill warrior is always on the hunt for the gnarliest\steepest roads out there. You will never catch a downhill warrior dancing on their board.
Man that guys a true downhill warrior, did you see his video of him skating that mountain road?
by Gdash254 May 24, 2016
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