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Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement
Its about time I got a good “washing the whistle” done.
by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019
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ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.
Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.
by Katizzle January 28, 2021
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National Wash That Neck Day

A day where you wash your neck.
Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!
by Software Notion June 5, 2023
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Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.
"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."
by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023
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Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.
"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"
by izzie :3 July 8, 2015
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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 1, 2014
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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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