When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

by patepatepate May 20, 2019

"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024

by secret haha January 30, 2021

by duckingunicorn69 May 5, 2020

Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017

-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018
