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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
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Unicorn

An over hyped start-up that everyone is talking about, and is raising a ton of money.
That one company is such a unicorn, it will most likely fail.
by patepatepate May 20, 2019
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Sexual Unicorn

A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.
"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024
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unicorn obby

A game on roblox, where 5 year old play and eat unicorns.
by secret haha January 30, 2021
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unicorning

being horny and wanting to fuck, it comes from a unicorn stuffed animal which name is horny.
damn i’m unicorning again
by duckingunicorn69 May 5, 2020
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unicorn goat technique

A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.
Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017
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Unicorn

A horse with a Dounce hat
-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018
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