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Twitter

Fuck Twitter
by koolcid633 June 4, 2017
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twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

A place where everything is genders everyone you see either has a pfp of themself, anime pfp, anime/cartoon pfp with gender flags in the background.
everyone on twitter is an "expert" at everything they also get easily offended over anything.
if your a streamer or youtuber then watch out becuase if you say a word like "fuck" or "bastard" then dont be suprised if someone writes a whole wikipedia page about why that word is "historically" racist or sexist. (this usually happens to minecraft youtubers and streamers mostly part of the dream smp)
if you say anything good about republicans or Donald Trump then you might wanna consider writing a "last meal list" becuase your getting a fucking death sentence. (this can happen even if your a democrat too)
having an opinion might not sound pretty normal to you but on Twitter we can such a person a "mad lad"
becuase that guy is going to be cancelled and getting his house robbed.

the avarage twitter bio goes like this: Pansexual, BLM, Transgender, Translivesmatter, 14 years old :fireemoji:

anyways if you ever meet a person like this then you might wanna keep a distance
Alex: ngl i kinda lik-

some random person on twitter: SHUT UP RACIST AMERICAN :angryemoji:
by Funi guy ecs dee March 6, 2021
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Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass
"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"
by Saulman500 February 4, 2024
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Twitter

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown
Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there
by le real ditunare October 15, 2022
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Twitter

Hell, no explanation needed
1: Yo, wanna use Twitter aka X
2: No fucking way piss off I don't want to get there
by NoOneaeae November 27, 2023
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Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.
Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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