not a truck

the internet

the internet is not a truck. the internet is a series of tubes.

by fuckyoujim March 31, 2009

mexican pickup truck

Five fingers in the front, two in the back.

He gave that girl a good old fashioned Mexican Pickup Truck.

by C Regs November 2, 2013

mississippi dump truck

After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.

Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....

by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014

Tracers

AKA: corn

Dan - "awe man, I took a huge shit and I had some tracers"

Mike - "tracers? Did you have corn for dinner"?

by a CAN OF WHIPAZZ March 19, 2009

Truck

Any large-bodied or extremely sad looking person, they must be overweight and not be aware of the previous fact.

Dude, that chick is a total truck and she doesn't even know it.

by ihardlyeverreallylaughoutloud November 28, 2009

Tit Truck

its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort

I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

love you like a f'ing dump truck

Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.

Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.

by lexanator July 5, 2007