buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.
"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."
by slutilda March 14, 2020
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Lesbian Human Toilet

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009
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Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio December 07, 2007
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Nigga Sex Toilet

A toilet that is used by niggas during sex.
Nigga 1: BROO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

Nigga 2: Don't use that toilet though, that's a nigga sex toilet.

Nigga 1: Thank you for informing me of the importance of this nigga sex toilet. I shall now proceed to defecate in a different lavatory.
by Guacamole Nigga Sex Penis March 20, 2019
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Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.
Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
by CT Jared December 01, 2010
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skibidi toilet games

a lousy cash grab made by ussless capitalizing retards trying to make a quick buck
these skibidi toilet games suck.
by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023
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toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper
Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!
by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020
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