Im in school rn and i have to Get some gay a33 homework from my fags teachers FUCK SCHOOL homework is a waste of fucking time
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A shit hole, waste of time, terrible place.
A shit hole, waste of time, terrible place.
by School_Suckz January 29, 2018
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Get the School mug.An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
by A poor innocent child February 7, 2018
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School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
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