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bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'
Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.
by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011
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jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.
My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.
by lanstopher March 6, 2009
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Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.
Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.
by Norge August 11, 2010
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Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.
"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021
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swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?
by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005
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jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.
The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.
by Boeh November 2, 2019
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ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!
That bitch so high she ash jacked.
by OZlificent June 18, 2020
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