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Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless
I’m fucking cooked for this test bro
by the og ladibug May 7, 2024
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National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked
Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏
by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.
You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.
by Okaym8 November 22, 2022
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vibe cooking

A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way
I’m so glad I picked up vibe cooking, following the recipe exactly is so 2024.
by JefeTheChefe February 11, 2025
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Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!
Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!
by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025
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Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
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