Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.

Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!

by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018

Reverse Tinkerbell

When your partner takes several pixie sticks and blows them up your ass and then you fart in their face. Partner can wear fairy wings for effect.

"For Tonys birthday i gave him a Reverse Tinkerbell"

by Semen 3rd Class Merriweather May 15, 2018

Eric tucker

Eric is most talented Handsome Boy you will meet and he has the biggest dick and he get all the girls

Eric Tucker

Best person in the world with a big dick

by Jhnkbhjnfh July 9, 2018

turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

gavin tucker

The biggest saltwater gangster around. Gavin Tucker is a professional mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter born in Ship Cove, Newfoundland, Canada. Gavin is tough as nails and one of the bys.

I’m watching the Gavin Tucker fight tonight!

by cheesypanda July 29, 2019