baby mama machine

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.

by you seen it here first February 26, 2008

Zoo-Wee-Mama!

Zoo-Wee-Mama! is the easiest way to express feelings, wether or not its a good feeling or not. It can be used to express happy feelings, sad feelings, and other feelings!

Zoo-Wee-Mama! those shoes look awesome!

by Aqua! August 31, 2017

Baby MaMa's DraMa

When a guy has a child wit one woman trys to develop a relationship with another while still dealing ith the baby's mother on a relational/sexual level. His excuse to his new partner.

"I gotta deal with he so I don't have to deal with her drama."

"That's my baby's mama, I gotta see what she wants or else Im'a have drama."

by 100% Beauty March 16, 2005

Ain't Your Mama

A brand of pancake mix and syrup available at your local grocery store.

Gotta get some more of that "Ain't Your Mama" syrup - we're almost out!

by PJ Poppyjoe June 5, 2005

yo mama

a diss or a joke

yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in 1st grade

yo mama failed this test... even jesus failed!

by im soo hoooooood ;] September 24, 2009

Mama Sams

Asian word for a
woman who takes care take of prostitutes
at a bar brothel or go-go bar. Her duties will also include recommending special services handling complaints

Since I wanted special services I gave a nice big tip to the Mama sams

by Porcaline fishead August 1, 2008

Mama bird

Putting your own cum or a woman’s pussy juice in your mouth , swish it in your mouth, and then proceeding to spit up the contents into your partners mouth for them to swallow, like a mother bird

This nasty bitch let me mama bird her, I mixed my my cum in my mouth for me to spit into hers, and she swallowed!

by Batswang January 24, 2018