fairy

excuse me
my name is fairy
not blah blah, blah blah, or fake,
just fairy
just fairy

if you dont date fairies you're probably the type of person that doesnt date till theyre 37.
what kind of type is that? do you sit alone in the dark like a mushroom growing moss?
date fairies
fairy sexy
fairy hot
fairy poops glitter

by belles <3 May 11, 2020

Fairis

There is no definition that can describe you.

Fairis-the greatest of all time.

by Keviousthedon May 22, 2022

fairy dittle

When two queers spit in eachothers assholes then spit it out.

Holy fucking shitdick the two queers fairy dittled last night.

by THONG SLONG May 13, 2016

Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 4, 2018

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024