Spoon

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person

1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon

by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016

Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.

I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.

by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018

Spoonful Challenge

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.

I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!

by Awesomeajam March 4, 2017

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

spoons

A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.

Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."

by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016

tangled spoon

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon

Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021