Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Knuckle Shuffling

the act of Masturbating.

Jeremy when to his room, i think he is knuckle shuffling

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022