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Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.
"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy
by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012
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testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn
If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin
by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015
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Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"
In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
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testicle shitting

Adj : one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter
Man1: "Billy is such a testicle shitting faggot"
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family
Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it
by O H P A P A December 4, 2019
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Tasting The Rainbow

When one peels back their foreskin, and put skittles inside of it before ejaculating. Preferably three, and has someone suck them out and states "Taste the Rainbow"
"Ah yeah baby, suck it good, I bet you love tasting the rainbow"
by Djwolfmater February 15, 2020
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