To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.
by markness monster March 8, 2014
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Get the Taking Back Sunday mug.To fake one's qualifications for a particular discussion by pretending to know what the other person is talking about (often out of politeness or fear of admitting that one doesn't get a reference), and then to continue enjoying the benefits of the discussion (including unearned enthusiasm from the other person, who thinks he/she are talking to someone who has something in common with them).
Example #1:
Person 1: So how about them Bruins?
Person 2 (not knowing anything about hockey or the Bruins): yeah..
Person 1 (now excited): YOU SAW THE GAME? It was so good!! I missed the last 15 minutes though!!
Person 2 (now deep in a lie): Err, yeah. They did great.
Person 2 didn't earn person 1's enthusiasm (energy/"juice"). They were taking the juice for free.
Example #2:
Person 1 (pointing at the moon): "That's no moon. It's a space station!"
Persons 2 and 3 get the reference and laugh
Person 4 (who never saw Star Wars, doesn't get the reference, can TELL it's a reference of some kind, but doesn't want to admit to not knowing the reference, weakly smiles or fake laughs): Ah
Person 1 (suspicious): Are you taking the juice for free?
Person 4 (caught): Yeah I have no idea what you were talking about
Person 1: So how about them Bruins?
Person 2 (not knowing anything about hockey or the Bruins): yeah..
Person 1 (now excited): YOU SAW THE GAME? It was so good!! I missed the last 15 minutes though!!
Person 2 (now deep in a lie): Err, yeah. They did great.
Person 2 didn't earn person 1's enthusiasm (energy/"juice"). They were taking the juice for free.
Example #2:
Person 1 (pointing at the moon): "That's no moon. It's a space station!"
Persons 2 and 3 get the reference and laugh
Person 4 (who never saw Star Wars, doesn't get the reference, can TELL it's a reference of some kind, but doesn't want to admit to not knowing the reference, weakly smiles or fake laughs): Ah
Person 1 (suspicious): Are you taking the juice for free?
Person 4 (caught): Yeah I have no idea what you were talking about
by jkeegan January 8, 2014
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Get the Taking cheeks mug.Luke: Ugh, Weaver. I've got some bad ass taint waste. My boxers are sticking to my gooch. I need to soak that gunk up in toilet paper.
by Luke Maynard September 15, 2006
Get the Taint Waste mug.An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebees mug.In speech: isn't quite, shouldn't be but is, a slight ly distasteful example of/or isn't of something.
In human anatomy: a part of the physical body that defies description or definition. an area of the body that is more of an ambigous thing
In human anatomy: a part of the physical body that defies description or definition. an area of the body that is more of an ambigous thing
Oh man, it just taint right! Almost but, it shouldn't be so, er, uh, little!
Ugh! Your taint's showing, man! Cover that thing up that disgutin' thing!
Ugh! Your taint's showing, man! Cover that thing up that disgutin' thing!
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