cant take it

Some who can’t take anything serious, and continuously laughs at there own jokes or the same jokes all the time. This person is most likely making a joke out of every life situation and feeds off the same jokes just to make them selfs laugh.

Dang y’all still talking about that, y’all cant take it.

by Cant take it May 15, 2018

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

Taking a Blank

The situation in which you need to take a crap and you add someones name in place of "Blank". ( use only for people who you consider pieces of shit. )

" Ahh man i think its time for me to go 'Take a ___' "

"I wonder when hes gonna be done 'Taking a Blank'
and who hes gonna name it after?"

by ScytheEagle January 12, 2010

take it, gay

A phrase used to tell a friend they are being a pussy.

Friend: wahhh im a pussy
You: wow
Friend: you are a cunt
You: take it, gay

by JAC MATS December 4, 2006

fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007

take two

usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight

Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...

by YoureAmazing December 17, 2008

take the cake

To excell to the point of winning. Originated from slaves "cakewalking," a dance to imitate and make fun of ballroom dancing. Some slave owners would hold cakewalking competitions, and reward the winner with a piece of hoecake.

"That boy can dance!--he's got what it takes to take the cake."

by KiwiVanilaXtract October 1, 2007