tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.

Hmu, i got trees on deck

by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree gals

besically girls hu r lesboic and climb trees

some examples of tree gals are: aime ellie and meme

by sparks da ledge August 29, 2005

scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

by cysm May 21, 2005

Tree Monger

Something that hangs in a tree that you have no idea what it is but you see something dangling from above

Crikey look at the size of that Tree Monger over there.

by O Crispy March 3, 2008

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018