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Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
by B-rizzle July 17, 2020
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Thunder Pash

by deluka February 4, 2010
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Toasted Thunder

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.
by packratt5 July 17, 2009
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Thunder Bag

To put ones testicals, taint and anus on someone or something. The next evolution of tea bagging someone.
Josh droped his pants and slamed his balls, taint and ass on Dans face. Dan got hit by a "Thunder Bag"!!!

The reason you have pink eye is because you were the victim of a "Thunder Bagging" rampage!!
by Vegas Flirt October 10, 2009
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thunder dumpa

by jonnyd72486 May 28, 2011
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Mediocre Thunder

A band based out of Cleveland Ohio that covers other songs well but has crappy original music. They have been around for 3 years now and have yet to make it big.
"Did you go see that Mediocre Thunder concert"
by Troy881 May 9, 2010
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