by Whale Watcher Watcher September 4, 2003

“Get the whale shits here. We need to clean the house from last night”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
by Centrist Chad May 17, 2018

A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
by Slangbear22 May 30, 2009

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
by Tom pnoid June 10, 2018

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

by Seth K April 8, 2017

A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.
by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017
