The alternative to the Canadian Jackhammer in which the male does a handstand as the starting sexual position for 69, and as he reaches climax, his female (or male) partner sticks her (or his) finger into his anus and then knocks him down yelling "timber."
Listen ladies, if you really want a man to pay attention to you, then you've gotta try the Man Syrup Tap and Drop... one in the pink, then on the floor. Timber!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

When a man asks his fellow bachelor if he fucked the shit out of these 2 blondes for 4 straight hours. Along with sex, he asks if the man sucked nipples, "shocked" girls, and licked loads of pussy.
by Bob Tibbles November 28, 2006

by soytoxica February 6, 2023

by Sunlilsparcj April 24, 2021

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.
by butterz18 December 21, 2010

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006
